Nothing much for today, again, I performed the same daily routine in my office for the whole day… I’ve been working overtime every day since last week, fatigue is now no more a stranger to me… Just like other normal days, I walked to the LRT station with my exhausted body after work… Took the train and boarded on my mum’s car to go back home… Then, on my way home, I saw something interesting…



Proton Vios? How pathetic! Opps, I meant how ‘patriotic’… Couldn’t believe my eyes when I first saw it, I thought people buy imported cars because they don’t support local goods… Anyway, credits given to this ‘proton vios’ driver for being such a patriotic citizen… Salute him… Malaysia definitely needs more citizens like this, let us take him as our model, and start loving our country more… cause,

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!! (boleh ke?)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BELOVED SIS…
Come to think about it, this year was the first year that I’m not celebrating birthday with her… She’s now so far away, so far away from home… But soon, few more days later, she’ll be back… I’ve got endless stories to tell her, can’t wait to share with her about my NS life, my working life, my recipe of baking cheesecake… and the list goes on… I’m sure she has more to share with me… One month is definitely not enough for me to spend with my sis, but unfortunately she only has one month of holiday…

Back to the title, to my 20-year-old beautiful, pretty, gorgeous, charming, elegant, attractive, young, smart, cute, and sweet sister, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wish you all the best in your life and may all your wishes come true… Most importantly, take care of yourself well on the way home, wear mask if possible… Come back home in peace alright? We are waiting for you here… ^^

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Being an altruistic person, I would like to cite something here… Two of my greatest friends, Wei Jen and Yan Zheng are now having their own blogs! Do squander some precious time and visit their blogs, get to know more about them, especially the dark sides of them! Muahahaha… I’ve links to their blogs, simply click on their names on the list beside and enjoy their blogs!

Status of the day :

Similar to normal Mondays, I went to work in various states of semi-sleepiness this morning… I was physically at the office, but mentally still dwell in the past weekends, slightly regretted for not getting sufficient sleep during my weekends… No choice but still have to continue my work, I took out the file labeled ‘Treaty Reconciliation’ and started my day with all figures and debit credit signs… I am actually working and at the same time learning some basics of accounting…

Then, my phone buzzed… It was a message from dad...

Dad
15-June-2009 9:47am
Bin, yes, you got Monash University, offer letter is sending out by this week. Accordingly you need to report to university by 6/7/2009, so you may need to stop work by this month, let’s wait for the letter and you may inform your boss ahead. -Dad-

I was on cloud nine when I read through the message, but too bad I was in the office, can’t express much of my feelings besides smiling to myself like a crazy feller… The message actually boosted me up and brightened my day! Finally I got an answer from the government after N-months of waiting… I am a person who cannot keep things to myself, there was an urge for me to let somebody knows about this news! So I told my assistant manager about it… Her respond shocked me, she stood up and started nagging me… ‘Ah Yeong, where can like this wan? You said you’ll help me until August, now you’re leaving me in 3 weeks time? How can you be like this? Blame the government also, why they never tell you about it earlier? I don’t care you must help me finish this Treaty Recon before you leave…’ The next minute, she went to the manager room… Came out and she told me, from today, you must OT everyday for 2 hours until the work is done! She already proposed to the manager about adding my salary for overtime… Again, I felt important, but confused whether my assistant manager really thinks that I can work for her, or she just wants to fully utilize me… Anyway, either way is not important for me cause I’m working for few more weeks only, so, OT for 2 hours is not really a big problem for me…

Thus, I stayed back after work today until 7.30pm without any extra pay as the manager still not yet approved me to get OT pay… Exhausted but still feeling happy cause I’m going to have my own college life soon! Can't wait! :D

Drink . Drank . Drunk

Phew, I’ve finally reached home safely, it wasn’t a smooth journey at all, so I should be thankful that me and my dad are now safe and sound…

Just a few hours ago, my dad and I attended a wedding dinner of my dad’s friend, uncle Goh… Mum should be attending the dinner with dad, but she was too tired for it, so I replaced her… Since only two of us attending the dinner, drink until drunk were prospected… In addition, when we reached the destination, we were guided to our table, and guess what? We were sitting with a bunch of my dad’s friends… They were all good in taking alcohol, so called ‘kaki botol’! And I noticed, they were not drinking beers, they were drinking whisky! For your information, normal beers only contain at most 5% of alcohol, but I looked at the label of this whisky, it written there 43% alcohol! Gosh, it isn’t something mile, just a few sips may cause you drunk!

Before the dishes served, dad and his friends were already started drinking whisky… They some more competed with each other and see who can drink more! I was included too, thanks to the uncles, who forced me to drink, said, a doctor must know how to drink, if not cannot be a doctor… So, no choice but to get insane with them…

For the first few glasses, we were still okay, then, they called up the waitress and asked her for a whole bottle of whisky instead of serving us glass by glass… And I’m not kidding here, we finished the whole bottle within a short period! Another bottle came, we continued and drank half of it…

Things started to go wrong after that, dad was totally drunk as he drank the most! He started shouting and talking nonsense… I blushed with discomfiture sitting beside him so I poured some Chinese tea for dad, hoping that it could turn him normal… Dad’s friends were laughing at him and making fun of him, one of them still insisted him to drink finish the whole bottle… Dad has reached his maximum, I never seen him acting like this before… He shouted at his friends, and kept rising his hands up saying that he’s very happy today… He then put his warm arm around my shoulders and announced loudly to his friends that I got JPA, I’m studying medicine soon, I’m starting my uni, and I’m going to be a great doctor! He did that for repeatedly… People always say when you’re drunk, you would show your true self to others, say out the things that you cared most… Now I realised, my education is so important to my dad, he has high hopes on me, he work real hard and earn money for me to study, he made me a better person by teaching me many good qualities… My dad is a super dad, he cares about me most … So, I vowed to myself that I must put all my efforts on study and be a great doctor in the future, then I’ll make my dad and mum lead an easy life… I must be a successful person cause if I don’t, all the hard work done by my dad now will just be an utter of waste…

My dad was terribly drunk… We couldn’t stay until the dinner ends, we got to taste only 4 dishes before leaving the restaurant… I carried dad to the car but failed… He was too drunk until he could hardly walk properly… Another two friends of dad helped me to carry him to the car park, it was so funny that my dad actually called his friend’s name wrong! And at the car park, dad fought with me verbally… I took his car key from him as I know with his condition, he can’t drive, but he insisted to drive, shouted at me badly… Finally, with the help of uncles, we snatched the key from my dad, and placed dad into the car… It was a bad condition for me to drive just now… First, I was driving my dad’s mercs and not the proton wira that I usually drive… It was merely the second time I drive his mercs… It took me quite a while to search for button to on the spot light, and it was not easy to handle a big car like that… Besides that, I don’t really know the way back home as it was my first time coming to this restaurant for dinner… I know dad needs me to take care of, I’ve to be strong, so I concentrated on every signboard along the road, even at the moment I was having mile migraine because of the alcohol… Not only that, on the way home, dad had vomited more than 5 times! I need to drive and at the same time, open the window for dad to vomit and take some tissues and water for dad... Not to mention the disruptions made by dad, it was seriously difficult for me to drive…

After many tribulations, we finally arrived home safely… Relieved… Thank God for protecting us all along the journey!

Dad fell straight into the comfy sofa and slept…

Looking at him like this, I find that he is cute in a way… ^^

To my dearest dad,

I know I’m very important to you, same here, you’re equally important to me, perhaps more important… But don’t tire yourself too much on earning money until being overwhelmed by work, I am a working person so I understand the value of money, but I’m satisfied with everything I have now, from now on I promise I’ll concentrate on chasing my dreams, become a great doctor, earn a lot a lot of money, get prestige by people, and most importantly, make you proud of me!

There is a reason why people say it is okay for girls to join National Service but guys who are chosen for NS are all unfortunate people… The reason is simply because in NS, they cut guys’ hair and not the girls’… Do you know how precious a guy’s hair is? I know, cause I used to have a long smooth hair that glistened in the sun, which made me looked attractive in the public… (I know, it’s too exaggerate, mind me ^^) Now, even that I’m bald, err, I mean short hair, I still love my hair very much, I wash it with ‘head and shoulders’ everyday! Cause I want it to grow fast, grow into my dream hairstyle, and for that, I’ll have to cultivate it well…

Let me show you how my dream hairstyle looks like…

Tadaa… How nice if I could have this hairstyle… Maybe I couldn’t have it with me, but it is possible to have it in a picture…

It would probably be like…



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…this?

Yeah, I know I look cool, don’t have to give extra comments… =P

Was just trying to slake my desperation, no offense to all Final Fantasy fans, don’t bash me up alright! :D

Another Tag! Did that happen to you?

Tagged by Winnie & Yan Yee…

Rules:
1. Answer the questions as honestly as possible.
2. Post this as "Did That Happen To You?"
3. Tag 10 friends.
4. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
5. Have Fun!!!

1. What do you do if you are in the bathroom with a beetle flying around?
Apply some soap on the palms and catch it, then torture it badly… Hehehe…(evil smirk)

2. What do you do if you hear a song you like playing on the radio when you are all alone in the room?
Sing it loud and dance along with the beat! (WJ, EJ & YZ… If you think you wanna sign me as your band singer, better do it fast!)

3. You want to speak to your crush badly. What is your pick up line?
Ermm, hey, you look familiar! I thought you were my friend… (Heeh, learned it from someone, but haven’t tried on anyone yet…)

4. What do you do if all your friends hate a particular band that you love?
I don’t have any favourite band… Seriously…

5. What do you do when you trip and fall in front of many people?
Get up and breeze away promptly?

6. You forgot to do your multiple-choice question homework
Multiple-choice questions, easy! Just simply circle la… ^^

7. You have bad breath and someone speaks to you. How do you react?
I always carry some sweets with me, so don’t have to worry about this…

8. You just finished gym and after a shower, you drop your underpants on the wet floor. What do you do?
Wear my pants without the underpants… It would be more comfortable! =)

9. What do you do if a personality quiz says that you have a lousy personality as your result?
I’ll tell the whole world that this personality quiz has errors… Don’t do it!

10. Your friend gave you the worst gift you have ever received and asks: Do you like it? How do you react?
Owh great, I like it very much, thank you!

11. (Continued from question 10) What are you really thinking secretly inside?
Wait until your birthday comes… Hahaha…

12. A hot guy/girl keeps looking at you while you are on the bus. What are you secretly thinking inside?
Yeah, it’s free of charge looking at me, take your time… =P

Can I break rule number 3? None to tag since everyone I know has done this tag… :(

What a bad day...

Today morning as usual, I woke up, brushed my teeth, washed my face, dressed up, combed hair (yeah, it can be combed now, don’t suspect…), and had my breakfast before going to work…

Everything went smooth until I reached my working place, as I sat down and about to start my day with continuing the undone work yesterday, my senior executive came walking to me with her hand holding some documents… I could sense that something bad was going to happen… She dropped the documents on my table, it was a stack of fixed deposit renewal letters which I typed yesterday and they should be sent out to the banks by yesterday too… I craned my head and looked at her, then she started to lecture, showing me that I’ve done so many errors on the letter and I’ve to retype all the letters again… Sighed, but thank god it was just the senior executive and not my manager… I would definitely get bad scolding from my manager if I done the same mistake, lucky he’s on a leave today… ^^ Yes, I’ve to type all the letters again and because of this, I’ve wasted a lot of papers… I know, I’m causing global warming…

Then, my daily task came, letter to the bank for transaction, this letter is not easy, I’ve to get a senior manager and the general manager of our company to sign it before sending it out… Problem occurs… Again… I’ve gotten the senior manager to sign on the letter, and heading to the GM’s office to get his signatory… Too bad at that moment GM was in the meeting room, I was supposed to hand the letter to his secretary, but I couldn’t find her also... Staff there told me that she was in the pantry room, and so I waited… 10 minutes later, she came out… It was long okay, standing in front of the office holding a piece of paper and wait like an idiot… Okay, then I said to her that I need the signature urgently, she replied, go into the meeting room and seek for GM to sign… My hands started to shake… MEETING ROOM… It doesn’t sound fun to me… I thought the secretary would go into the room with me but she opened the door, stood outside and kept calling me to go in ALONE… All the managers in the meeting room there were staring at me… Panicked... Good one u secretary, I took a deep breath, walked promptly to the GM and got out of the room rapidly with the signature… Done!

Just don’t know what happened to me today until my computer also trying to mess with me… The computer ID that I was using all this while was not belongs to me, it was for the previous temp staff only… So, I was asked to request a new ID from the IT department… I handed in the request form yesterday and today I received a call from the manager of IT department stating that my ID was ready… I went and collected it… I typed the new ID and tried to log in to my computer, but failed… It was written on the screen saying that my ID was locked out… Locked out? What does it means? Blur, but I know it’s definitely another bad thing for me… I went up again to the IT department and talked to the manager… He asked me to go look for Alex (name of a random staff la…) with my problem… Why la I’ve got so many problems today? Haih… Fortunately, Alex fixed the problem and now I have my own ID to sign in…

Bad luck continued for the whole day, I was sick and tired and desperately looking forward to 5.30pm cause it’s time to go back! I saved all my work, packed my stuffs and watched the clock ticking away, pictures of prospective happy stuffs that I’m gonna enjoy later after work started swirling in my mind… Just when the digital clock on my phone struck 5.30pm, I heard someone shouting my name… ‘YEONG, COME HERE!’ It sure sounded familiar, no doubt, it was my manager… I have 3 managers and I scared most of this one… Shattered, my dreams were over, I knew I can’t go back home on time today… Reluctantly, I went to her partition and pleased her… She wanted me to scan something for her and what can I do besides doing it? I am just a subordinate of hers after all…

That was my day… Bad day… I ranked my day grade C, because I’m not doing my job properly and I didn’t grin at people when I met them… I’m gonna perform better for tomorrow… ^^

An Interesting Conversation...

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has With GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and...

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from?
Student : From... GOD...
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son... Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't..

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it?... No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir... Exactly! The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.


That student was Albert Einstein...